uses her softest voice to express that she likes her armor
takes baths with rose petals
won’t tell anyone if her name is stitched into her underpants
broke a suitor’s arm
says the Divine wanted Varric’s autograph, but Cassandra brought him to Haven because she felt the Divine needed to see Varric’s chest hair “for herself”
obviously has more than four middle names but never reveals the rest
wants to be read poetry>doesn’t specify poem>lovingly mocks inquisitor’s choice in poetry
if you romance her and exhaust all of her Trespasser dialogue options she’ll say “what would you like, my love?” in a real gentle voice as many times as you want to hear it
has the best laugh
won’t play Eye-Spy with Varric but will play guessing games with Sera
somehow withstood 15 mins of an orlesian noble going on about soup, didn’t kill anyone in the process
hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”
So what’s the “It’s Not Unusual” in this situation
